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Latest Collection of Funny / Comedy Jokes SMS

 

 

Latest Collection of Funny - Comedy Jokes SMS

What a Difference:

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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Three tickets of Movie:
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: For U and ur parents.

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Sardar and Son
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Son : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

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Boy and Girl
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai.

Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.

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Bohat Zayada Khushi Bardasht nai Hoti
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

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Jahan dard vahan
Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao
Good Night

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System of love

Jan – Rose
Feb – Propose
Mar – Gift
April – Lift
May – Chating
June – Dating
July – Kiss
Aug – Miss
Sep – Drop
Oct – Escape
Nov – Rest
Dec – Next

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Sayane log SMS kar raele hai
Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Sayane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

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Horror movie dekha
Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi peechy or kabhi saath chal rahi thi.

Wife: Kaun si movie thi???

Husband: apni shaadi ki..

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Aisa khat likho sajna
Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey

Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i* Le sajni aab paadh tai raho.

 

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