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Funny Poetry and SMS Latest Collection for 2013 – 2014

Funny Poetry and SMS Latest Collection for 2013 - 2014

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

 

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

 

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

 

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

 

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Son;- Mom Ap ne mujse Jhoot bola:(

 

Mom:- Kab beta?

 

Son:- Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti
behan Parri hai!!!

 

Mom:- Han hai,

 

Son:- To jab usy Baalcony se phenka
to wo urri q nai?

 

Mom:- Tera bera ghark ho jae
kaminya >:@

 

kithy suteya e pehn no ???

 

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OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……

 

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?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

 

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

 

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

 

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

 

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

 

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

 

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Pakistan ki Nojwaan Nasal K Bigarny ki Waja?

 

Mobile??

 

Media??

 

Internet??

 

Nahi

 

10th,11th,12th class ki Urdu ki Ghazlain..

 

Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq Bna deti hain..

 

EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab hy to Nazrain Jamaye Rakh Ghalib…
Parda ho ya naqab,
Sarakta Zaroor hy…
(‘.’)
<))> Hun dass..
_//_ Ghalib vi apnay waqt da imran hashmi c.

 

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Dulha:
Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho,
Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…
Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..

 

 

 

 

 

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