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latest collection of funny comedy sms messages 2013

Twin bachoon key Name
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

 

 Har Larrki ki Maa apni Saas lagti hai
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,

Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
Unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,

Ki har larrki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

 

unke haath peele ho gay
jawani ke din chamkile ho gay

aur hussan ke tewar nokile ho gay
hum izhaar karne me thorre dheele ho gaye

aur unke haath peele ho gaye

 

white rang ho agar mehboob ka
white rang ho agar mehboob ka,

to mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,

na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,

aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!

 

 Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!

 

You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA,

I don’t want u KHONA,

I want a place in your heart’s KONA,

Otherwise i will start RONA

Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

 

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

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